People Annoy Me!

So I've realized that a lot people annoy me at times. So I sat down (because I was EXTREMELY bored) and decided to make a list of what about people annoy me. So here is my top 10 list of things people do, or how they act that annoys me.

1. People who throw pity parties! "I'm ugly, I'm gonna be alone forever, nobody likes me," yeah, STFU. If you want a fucking compliment ask for one, don't go fishing for one, because the only thing you'll get from me is some very horrible profanities, that will leave you feeling like a total dick. Newsflash: throwing pity parties doesn't get people to feel sorry for you, it's just annoying as hell!

2. People who ask too many goddamn questions. Really is it necessary? Why is the sky blue? Because of it is. Why? cuz it is Why? CUZ IT JUST FUCKING IS! Do you really have to ask so many goddamn times?

3. People who insist on making you talk even when you don't want to. "What's wrong?" "Nothing, I don't want to talk about it?" "You sure it won't help you?" "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT" If I said it the first time, I meant it! Okay, if I wanted to tell you I would. I didn't let go MORON!

4. People who don't have the sense to leave you alone when your busy. "What's up?" "Um...I'm doing a quiz right now," You'd think they would leave you alone because your OBVIOUSLY busy, no instead they answer "oh wow, is it hard?" -_- I rest my case

5. People who automatically assume I know them. Newsflash: I don't know you, I don't care about you. I probably don't even like you! So yeah...enough said.

6. People who ask stupid questions. I know, I know, someone once said that "there is no such thing as stupid questions" yeah, and whoever said it was a complete IDIOTIC MORON! okay? So don't ask me questions in which the answers are OBVIOUS!

7. When someone is a total immature prick, and then tries to make you look like an asshole. Ok, here's my advice to you "grow a dick, find someone to play with it" -_-

8. People who can non follow the most simple instructions known to man kind. Seriously. "sit, good boy, good boy. Now Stay!"....away from me preferably!

9. People who make things complicated. Life is NOT that complicated. PEOPLE make it complicated. Stop making a thunderstorm in a cup of water. Freakin' Drama Queens/Kings.

10. When you do something unintentionally to someone and they get "revenge" by doing the exact same thing...really? C'mon, is a little maturity too much to ask?

xoxo
Chaos

Miss Kiss Pitty! <3

When my younger sister, Beatriz, was nine, and I was twelve, we easily grew bored of staying home and playing in our yard. I turned myself into a writer, I wrote poems and worked on stories. My sister's creativity went up another level. She created a character, someone she could dress up as and act as, when she got bored.
Now you'd think a nine-year-old would want to make a princess, or a beautiful character. My sister's imagination was sky rocketing and of course that meant that the character would be just as weird.
She created, therefore, MISS KISS PITTY! A overweight, messy haired, makeup running, overly larged boob woman. Miss Kiss Pitty's motto is "You want a kissh?" Then she proceeds to give very sloppy, and disgusting kisses.

It's been years.

My sisters has grown up and is currently twelve years old, the age I was when she first created the character. Miss Kiss Pitty grew with her. Now I film her skits. None of them are ever rehearsed, they all go with the flow, and are out-of-the-moment spurs of pure genius.
She's created a few fans along the years. One of which is Brian Bertolo, who is considered her number 1 fan!

Miss Kiss Pitty grows more each year, and becomes funnier as her subjects of conversation change!

Check it out

xoxo
Chaos

The Best Things in Life.

The Good Things In Life!

1. Apaixonar-se. (fall in love)
2. Rir tanto até que as faces doam.(laugh so hard your face hurts)
3. Um chuveiro quente num Inverno frio.(hot shower on a cold winter)
4. Um supermercado sem filas nas caixas.(a supermarket with no lines to the register)
5. Um olhar especial.(a special look)
6. Receber correio (pode ser electrónico.....)(getting mail or email)
7. Conduzir numa estrada linda.(drive on a beautifull road)
8. Ouvir a nossa música preferida no rádio.(listen to our favorite song on the radio)
9. Ficar na cama a ouvir a chuva cair lá fora.(stay in bed listening to the rain)
10. Toalhas quentes acabadas de serem engomadas...( fresh hot towels out of the dryer)
11. Encontrar a camisola que se quer em saldo a metade do preço.(find your favorite expensive blouse on sale)
12. Batido de chocolate (baunilha ou morango).(chocolate, vanilla or strawberry shake)
13. Uma chamada de longa distância.(long distance call)
14. Um banho de espuma.(bubble bath)
15. Rir baixinho.(laugh softly)
16. Uma boa conversa.( good conversation)
17. A praia.(the beach)
18. Encontrar uma nota de 20 euros no casaco pendurado desde o último Inverno.(find a 20 dollar bill on a coat thats been away since last year)
19. Rir-se de si mesmo.(laugh at yourself)
20. Chamadas à meia-noite que duram horas.(calls at midnight that last hours)
21. Correr entre os jactos de água de um aspersor. (runing under the sprinklers)
22. Rir por nenhuma razão especial.(laugh for no reason)
23. Alguém que te diz que és o máximo.(some one that tells you, your the best)
24. Rir de uma anedota que vem à memória.(laugh at a joke you made up)
25. Amigos.(friends)
26. Ouvir acidentalmente alguém dizer bem de nós.(accidentelly listen to someone talk good things about you)
27. Acordar e verificar que ainda há algumas horas para continuar a dormir.(wake up and notice that you still have acouple more hours to sleep)
28. O primeiro beijo (ou mesmo o primeiro com novo parceiro).(first kiss)
29. Fazer novos amigos ou passar o tempo com os velhos.(make new friends or spend some time with old friends)
30. Brincar com um cachorrinho.(play with a puppy)
31. Haver alguém a mexer-te no cabelo.(have some one play with your hair)
32. Belos sonhos.(great dreams)
33. Chocolate quente.(hot chocolate)
34. Fazer-se à estrada com os amigos.( let the road take you with friends)
35. Balancear-se num balancé. (balancing yourself on a see-saw)
36. Embrulhar presentes sob a árvore de Natal comendo chocolates e bebendo a
bebida favorita.(wrap presents under the xmas tree eating chocolates and having your favorite drink)
37. Letra de canções na capa do CD para podermos cantá-las sem nos sentirmos
estúpidos.(read lyrics of songs on the cd cover so we can sing along)
38. Ir a um bom concerto.(go to a good concert)
39. Trocar um olhar com um belo/a desconhecido/a.(switch glances with a stranger)
40. Ganhar um jogo renhido. (winning a close game)
41. Fazer bolachas de chocolate.( make chocolate chip cookies)
42. Receber de amigos biscoitos feitos em casa.( receive homemade cookies from friends)
43. Passar tempo com amigos íntimos.( spend time with intimate friend)
44. Ver o sorriso e ouvir as gargalhadas dos amigos.( see a smile, hear a laughter from friends)
45. Andar de mão dada com quem gostamos.(hold hands with who we love)
46. Encontrar por acaso um velho amigo e ver que algumas coisas( boas ou
más) nunca mudam.(reunite with old friends and notice nothing has changed)
47. Patinar sem cair.(skate without falling)
48. Observar o contentamento de alguem que está a abrir um presente que lhe
ofereceste.(see how happy tou made a friend who is opening a present you just gave him/her)
49. Ver o nascer do sol.(watch the sun rise)
50. Levantar-se da cama todas as manhãs e agradecer outro belo dia.(get up in the morning and thank god for a another beautiful day)
51. E ver a tua cara a ler esta mensagem.( watch your face when you read this)

Amigos são anjos que nos levantam pelos pés quando as nossas asas não
conseguem lembrar de como se voa.

Friend are the angles that will pick us up when our wings dont remember how to fly.

xoxo
Chaos

P.S. Live the good things in life!

Best Kisses!

Why is love the thing people want the most?

Because it's the closest thing to magic we have...

Cuz sometimes you have to live in the moment...

xoxo

Chaos

<3

Free Flight

Escaping has become the objective

Falling deeper than the sea

Falling deep into the abyss of my dreams

The colors that revolve around me

Contradict the blackness of my mind

I wake up in a world so lost

Run for the hills

Forget what has happened till now

I've seen it coming

Tonight will be our night

Today we'll be the day

We can finally call upon ourselves.

We've wept and and fought

We've gone down and been brought back up

Tonight...

We'll run and scream

Laugh and kiss

We'll weep for the lost souls

And dream of a better future

We take it upon ourselves to be free

And to free all others

Tonight its all on us

All or nothing....

I've been dreaming,

Growing, building up...

I've burst with excitement

Tonight...

I forget my past

From now,

We are invincible, if we believe

We'll take it and make it right

We'll change the world,

One step at a time

I've dreamt of flying free
I've built my wings so far...

Tonight...

I take my flight

xoxo

Chaos

convos convos....

I'm going to put up some of my favorite conversations I've had in a while:

Sean and I

Leonor: yeah...i feel so tired tho, i keep procrastinating
Sean: I procrastinate every day.

Leonor: its ur fault then...u passed it 2 me last night when we were talking, straight through aim...i blame u :P

Sean: I blame u then

Leonor: for wat? i caught it from u, what did u catch from me?

Sean: Boredom

Leonor: *gasp* r u saying im boring? wait...what? im boring now? well fine maybe ill just ignore u cuz u think im boring *pouts*

Sean: Nahh yesterday u were bored now im bored. Ur not boring..

Leonor: mmmhmm nice save -_-

Sean: I kno it was wasn't it? ^_^

Leonor: haha....u just admitted that it was a save....there for conceding to da fact that u think im boring....oh now what? lmao

Sean: Ohhhh that was tough. I didn't concede it u said it was a nice one

Sean: So there for it was nice

Sean: Ur not boring

Sean: The magnitude of my answer out ways

Leonor: no because u said it was a nice ONE, nice what? save, meaning it WAS a save....therefore agreeing with me on the fact that u were trying to save ur ass from me noticing dat u called me boring

Sean: Ohhhhh that was so kool

Sean: Its non unique, though

Leonor: how is it non unique?

Sean: Don't kno yet im lookin for wholes in ur plan

Leonor: bring it on...

Sean: Let's move on

Gadi and I

Leonor: Grrr

Gadi: Rawr

Leonor: Hsss

Gadi: wat?

Leonor: Chilly

Gadi: huh?

Leonor: What I like chilly I thought you should know!

Gadi: O-kay lmao.

Yaseer and I

Yaseer: Ok so the first one is like a hot spicy meatball sub that you just want to devour and is oh so good. The other is like oatmeal, its not the best but its warm and fills you up.

Leonor: Yes, and you can't have the hot spicy meatball sub in public because people will just think that you're a fat ass who wants to devour pour innocent meat. While the oatmeal you can eat whenever cuz its oh so healthy for you

Yaseer: I see, so the oatmeal is always safe to eat, but the spicy meatball sub is just too delicious to pass up.

Leonor: Exactly and I don't want the spicy meatball to get dull and cold but I don't want the oatmeal to get all lumpy and stuck to the plate.

Yaseer: So the question is, do you get the delicious meatball or the same oatmeal...

Leonor: Yeah...toughy

Brian and I

Brian: I hate it when people do that. They just say wow. That's it wow!

Leonor: wow brian wow

Brian: *Brian has left the chat room*

*15 minutes later*

Brian: Can we have a normal conversation without you saying wow

Leonor: wow brian, yeah.

Brian: *ignores*

Bruce, Gadi, and I

Gadi: Can you see Mr. Standford as a murder.

Leonor: Yeah I could totally see that. Just like DIE *STAB STAB STAB* DIIIIIE

Bruce: I could see Leonor as a murder

Gadi: Yeah sometimes...

Leonor: what ever.... -_-

Mike and I

Mike: Omg, and now she's having sex with him! eww. I'll brb

Leonor: O-kay....then

Mike:*without even leaving his computer EVER* Bak, and I've kicked his ass for her

Leonor:O-kay...I love you mike

Mike: *blinks* why?

Leonor: You share so much information dat i dnt want to hear. And I still dnt think your weird.

Mike: Aww thanks, what do you want?

Mr. Jay and I

Mr. Jay: G'morning Leonor

Leonor: good morning mr. Jay

Mr. Jay: We're going to be a good little girl today and let other people answer the questions today?

Leonor: Yes, sir.

Mr. Jay: You're not going to are you?

Leonor: Not really, no.

Mr. Jay: I didn't think so

Nathan and I

Nathan: God, keep your knickers on Granger.

Leonor: Shove it, Malfoy.

Nathan: I will mudblood.

Leonor: Stuff it ferret.

***********

*During dance practice, Nathan drops me*

Leonor: What the fuck was that for?

Nathan: I thought it'd be funny? and guess what, it was?

Leonor: You'll regret it

Nathan: What are you gonna do, kick me.

Leonor: *kicks him between the legs* I was gonna smack you but that works too.

know any convos i've had with you, you think are funny? comment the post and tell me about them!!!

xoxo

Chaos

Lights, Camera.....Photography

So how many of you know this? I love photography, yup you read it correctly PHOTOGRAPHY! I love it oh soo berry much! I remember Tyler used to get so extremely pissed off at me because I used to take too many pictures of him. But hey, his hair fit the era I was portraying and so did Oliver's Chain Link fence!

I have a few pics I have to find and show you all! Until then though, here is just a little post letting you know, because I haven't posted in forever and I wanted to put something!

I fell in Love with photography when my I began to watch my uncle take pictures. He told me "A great photographer doesn't capture the people, the places or the things. A great photographer captures the moment it all happens,"

I've loved that quote since, and its made me a great photographer, because my best pictures are the ones I take at the most random moments....

xoxo

Chaos