Manos....

To Brian, you make me smile when I cry, you make me laugh when I scream, and most of all you are always the unique, random and loveble guy I remember meeting in Den Of Lions 5 years ago....

I Love You Mano

_Chaos_

Today I was going to post up a very LONG post where I was going to ramble on and on about the stress that I have been putting up with lately, however now I've decided I'm going to just put up random quotes, because this post is dedicated to the most random and awsome best friend a girl could ask for.... ^_^


"Never laugh at a clown with a gun." -- Anonymous
"The truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Oh, sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing." -- Lt. Frank Drebin in Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
"I buy women shoes, and they use them to walk away from me." -- Mickey Rooney
"Your request for no MSG was ignored." -- fortune cookie
"Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it." -- Robin
"Insanity runs in my family...it practically gallops." -- Arsenic & Old Lace
"Tough guys don't do math. Tough guys fry chicken for a living." -- Jaime Escalante in Stand and Deliver
"Sometimes a road less travelled is less travelled for a reason." -- Jerry Seinfeld
"He's committed pesticide!!!" -- James and the Giant Peach
"Well, I'm sure we can resolve this in a mature way. Right, Mr. Poopypants?" -- from Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
"Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?" -- from the movie Roxanne
“Before TV, two world wars. After TV, zero.” -- American Broadcasting Company ad campaign




Cry me a river build me a bridge do us all a favor and jump off of it.
A northern fairy tale starts out "once upon a time.."A southern fairy tale starts out "y'all ain't gon' believe this shit!"
Murphy's Law of Combat:
"Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder"
SEXY; its not what you wear. its how you take it off
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers
for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman
who'd be mad at me for saying that
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights
and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign,
just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because
he knows where all the bad girls live.
Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it & put it on a hanger, Next morning buy it back for 75 cents!
I respect vegetarians and their decisions, but my thinking is ~ I'm on top of the food chain here,
so if I can get it, I can eat it.
if a cow figures out how to kill me and eat me, more power to him!
Sex is like spades. If you don't have a good partner u better have a good hand!
The best thing about Alzheimer’s is:
You can hide your own Easter eggs
Don't get high on life: cereal hurts when it gets stuck up your nose
If you could read my mind...you'd be the 2nd smartest person on earth
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me,
"If you could know how and when you were going to die,
would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."
When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me,
'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening',
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

My Fav quotes from BRIAN!

Leonor: "Come on Brian, I gotta show you something..." *Brian starts walking with her suddenly he stops and looks at other kid.
Brian: So Junior, what are you going name your son Junior Junior?

Brian: Oh My God, Leonor, I just learned how to snort soda through my nose, wanna see?
Leonor: Sure *Brian snorts soda through nose*
Brian: Ow, I got gas in my nose.

Brian: Hey did you hear about, chocolate, the game?

Brian: That's racist
Leonor: How is me telling you my keyboard is on Caps Lock being racist?
Brian: Stop acting like you know everything. The variable X is not 4...Jeez. So stop being so judgemental
Leonor: God
Brian: Why are you bringing him into the conversation?

That's it for now

XoXo

_Chaos_