People Annoy Me!

So I've realized that a lot people annoy me at times. So I sat down (because I was EXTREMELY bored) and decided to make a list of what about people annoy me. So here is my top 10 list of things people do, or how they act that annoys me.

1. People who throw pity parties! "I'm ugly, I'm gonna be alone forever, nobody likes me," yeah, STFU. If you want a fucking compliment ask for one, don't go fishing for one, because the only thing you'll get from me is some very horrible profanities, that will leave you feeling like a total dick. Newsflash: throwing pity parties doesn't get people to feel sorry for you, it's just annoying as hell!

2. People who ask too many goddamn questions. Really is it necessary? Why is the sky blue? Because of it is. Why? cuz it is Why? CUZ IT JUST FUCKING IS! Do you really have to ask so many goddamn times?

3. People who insist on making you talk even when you don't want to. "What's wrong?" "Nothing, I don't want to talk about it?" "You sure it won't help you?" "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT" If I said it the first time, I meant it! Okay, if I wanted to tell you I would. I didn't let go MORON!

4. People who don't have the sense to leave you alone when your busy. "What's up?" "Um...I'm doing a quiz right now," You'd think they would leave you alone because your OBVIOUSLY busy, no instead they answer "oh wow, is it hard?" -_- I rest my case

5. People who automatically assume I know them. Newsflash: I don't know you, I don't care about you. I probably don't even like you! So yeah...enough said.

6. People who ask stupid questions. I know, I know, someone once said that "there is no such thing as stupid questions" yeah, and whoever said it was a complete IDIOTIC MORON! okay? So don't ask me questions in which the answers are OBVIOUS!

7. When someone is a total immature prick, and then tries to make you look like an asshole. Ok, here's my advice to you "grow a dick, find someone to play with it" -_-

8. People who can non follow the most simple instructions known to man kind. Seriously. "sit, good boy, good boy. Now Stay!"....away from me preferably!

9. People who make things complicated. Life is NOT that complicated. PEOPLE make it complicated. Stop making a thunderstorm in a cup of water. Freakin' Drama Queens/Kings.

10. When you do something unintentionally to someone and they get "revenge" by doing the exact same thing...really? C'mon, is a little maturity too much to ask?

xoxo
Chaos