Ponder this...

14 Things to Ponder...

1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

3. Why do they report power outages on TV?

4. Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, "Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out.

5. Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?

6. You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple inches you are compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer I think I'll stop for coffee and a danish!"

7. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

8. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

9. If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?

10. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back.

11. Chicken: The only thing you can eat before its born and after...

12. To people who say life is short. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does.

13. If there was a pill, that taken once, gave you immortality, and the only side effect was continuous diarrhea for a year, would you take the pill?

14. You wore that same outfit the day after yesterday....do not tell me NO...

When Xmas Comes to Town

This post is dedicated to all who celebrate Christmas,

May you have blessed, bright, and magical Christmas...

La, la, la, la.....

I'm wishing on a star

And trying to believe

That even though it's far

He'll find me Christmas Eve

I guess that Santa's busy

Cause he's never come around

I think of him

When Christmas Comes to Town

The best time of the year

When everyone comes home

With all this Christmas cheer

It's hard to be alone

Putting up the Christmas tree

With friends who come around

It's so much fun

When Christmas Comes to Town

Presents for the children

Wrapped in red and green

All the things I've heard about

But never really seen

No one will be sleeping on

The night of Christmas Eve

Hoping Santa's on his way

When Santa's sleigh bells ring

I listen all around

The herald angels sing

I never hear a sound

When all the dreams of children

Once lost will all be found

That's all I want

When Christmas Comes to Town

That's all I want

When Christmas Comes to Town

xoxo

Chaos

Merry Christmas Everyone...

Wishing...

My Impossible Wish list currently has two years. Here it goes in no particular order...

Impossible Wishes:
Receive a Star
Fly with the Wind
Jump into a River Fully Clothed
Dance in the Rain
Fall into a fountain fully clothed
Fall in Love
Give a piece of my mind to certain people
Smile when I want to cry
Find what I am truly searching for
Learn to Trust
Become a Doctor
Enjoy life to the fullest
Be 100% happy!

Well that's what I got so far.... I don't show this often so I appreciate nice comments, not naming anyone in particular... BRIAN! lol, what do you guys think?

xoxo
Chaos

Living Life

Ok I'm going to try and start something from now on. I'm going to put up a quote followed by the answer to a random question in the beginning of the post. Followed by the actual message I'm trying to portray! Here we go:

Quote:

The Best Things in life are unseen that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream...

Random Question:

What is your favorite brand of broccoli?
Um...I don't know... What???

Because sometimes you gotta:

Stop and smell the roses

Let your balloons fly high

Share a memory

Dance in the Rain

Hold a butterfly,

Jump in the river fully clothed

Play on the swings

And lay in the grass

Drift past the shore during the sunset

Watch the sun rise

Take lots of pictures

Watch the seasons change

Walk above the rocks

Spread the cheer

Make love

Walk barefooted in the sand

Jump around

Smile when you wanna cry

Feel the butterflies in your tummy

Kiss...

xoxo

Chaos

May Angels Lead You In

Song: May Angels Lead You In
Artist: Jimmy Eat World

Cuz sometimes you feel so broken
All you can do is cry...

xoxo

Chaos

Q and A's...

Ok so over the course of time, people have sent me e-mails, texts, and just plain out blurbed weird and unusual questions. Today I'm going to answer them for you!!! (Smile if you happy!!!) In addition to these questions feel free to leave comments and ask more. Who knows if I can get another whole round of questions I might answer them.

But first off, I swear to all of you, that I will truthfully answer all questions posted here, and that all of you will ask in the future, on my blog!

Alright here we go...

Q- More intimate to you, a kiss or sex?

Haha, somehow I was expecting the better part of these questions to have something to do with sex, and guess what? I was right...

A- A kiss. I mean everyone tells you what an emotional experience sex is, it really isn't. When you go to the beach people pretty much see everything these days, we leave no imagination to other people. Now a kiss is something personal, the mouth is something sensual and not everyone is allowed near it. You can have sex with anyone- hence the act of prostitution but not everyone is allowed to kiss you.

Q- Do you have any naughty fetishes? If so name 'em.
A- ok, I literally cracked up when I saw this one. Um ok, so here begins he embarrassing, but I promised I would answer all questions truthfully so here it goes....I have always had a small fantasy of role playing, but I'd hardly call it a fetish.

Q- Is your Vagina bigger than mine?
A- Um okay Stacy, first I've never actually measured my vagina, or yours, so I wouldn't know.

Q-Do you love penis?
A- I'm bisexual so I guess I could say I like both penis and vagina. Does that answer it?

Q-For how long can you bend over?
A- Oh my God, I can' believe someone actually asked me this! I don't know I don't usually bend over that way, and I don't time myself at it. lol

Q-Is your nipple big or small?
A- Once again Stacy, how the hell am I supposed to know that? I don' measure my nipples or other people therefore I wouldn't know what the average would be.

Q-How many times do you suck Dick a day?
A- Lol, I don't usually suck dick, so none.

Q- What do you do during the shower?
A- Haha, I know what you mean by that, but no, I don't do that!!! Not in the shower anyway, lol. So I wash myself in the shower!

Q-Do you have a foot fetish?
A- This one makes me wonder what people think when they read my blog. Do I give any hint of having a foot fetish? Have I ever even talked about feet? No, I do not have, or have ever had, a foot fetish.

Q-Long-term or short-term relationships?
A- Definitely Long-term. Even though I've only had one long-term relationship, that's the type I want.

Q- How long are your showers?
A- On average 30 min- 1 hour. When I'm tired they've gone up to three hours, then the water went cold. When I'm hurrying ten minutes or less.

Q-When did you feel like your life wasn't important.
A- Um- I can't exactly pin point a time and date, but various times.

Q-Do you ever smell your socks? To check if they're dirty or clean?
A- Um, no I don't smell my socks. And when I've used socks I usually put them in the dirty laundry basket so I don't really have a reason to smell them.

Q-How random can you be?
A- I don't think I'm that random. Oh my God, its snowing outside!!!! Um, then again, maybe pretty random.

Q-How conceited are you?
A- HAHA, very. My ego is overly large but we all know we love it! So yes I'm very conceited, with some moderation.

Q-If you had a brother who was the sexiest man in the world, and I mean everyone would just love him even gay men what would you do?
A- Whoa, this one is tough. Um, I'd probably be depressed of living in his shadows. Then I'd probably end up feeling attracted and commit suicide. Lol, um actually I don't know what I would do, but if Tata ever becomes that guy, I'll let you know.

Q- If you could be an animal which would you be? And since your nickname is chaos which animal do you think represents that image?
A- If I could be an animal I would be a lioness. A powerful and strong animal, who in the pride of lions is the one that hunts, that births, and that of course attracts the male lion. A powerful and responsible female, in the animal kingdom.
Haha, Chaos? I would probably think that the animal who would best represent my nickname would be a monkey? A total chaotic animal, who is just plain crazy! MONKEY!

Q-If you were in High School Musical, what would your solo song be about?
A- I don't really enjoy High School Musical, but really I loved this question. My solo would probably be about me going crazy and causing the end of the world, that or revenge.

So that's it, for now at least. Thanks to Tyler, Michael, Brian, Stacy, Alice, and Jessica all who submitted questions. This post is for you, guys!

Haha, this post looks kinda christmasy, doesn't it?
xoxo
Chaos

I Miss Those Times ♥

Today's post is something fun! I asked my mano what I should blog about and he came up with this great idea of all our favorite t.v. shows from when we were young. So I asked some people for their opinions and here are the top 5!

5- Tiny Toons: Remember them? When they used to try and be the next Lonney Tunes? Oh C'mon you gotta love the CHAOS! Here's a little vid, to see if you remember!




4- Pokemon!!!- Oh come on Like you even need a video to remember this one! Ash??? C'mon! Are you serious who didn't pretend to own a pokemon when they were younger?

3- Rugrats- You probably don't need remind of this one. The famous lines will never run out of style "Holds on to your diapers babies, we're going in!" and of course my fav "We've gots to save Dill!". Who didn't love the little toddlers that set off into numerous mischievous adventures, lead by their brave leader Tommy?




2- Sesame Street- Probably the oldest of all. Hahaha, who doesn't remember the COOKIE MONSTER??? Or ELMO? C'mon I still sing to that song...



Lady's and Gentlemen, you've waited. You've watched the videos, now it's time to disclose on the number one most loved show of our infancy...yes I bet you've guessed it!










1-BARNEY!!!!!- That little purple dinosaur that came to life and taught you all you needed to know about life and being 8 years old! We could never forget him. Besides admit or not, you know you always wanted to be one of the kids on the show!




So I hope you guys enjoyed this post. I had fun listening to people's opinions and writing this! Leave a comment if you please!

*Note: The teletubies were just plain annoying alright? I apologize to all of you who loved Lala and Po!

xoxo

Chaos