Ponder this...

14 Things to Ponder...

1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

3. Why do they report power outages on TV?

4. Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, "Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out.

5. Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?

6. You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple inches you are compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer I think I'll stop for coffee and a danish!"

7. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

8. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

9. If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?

10. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back.

11. Chicken: The only thing you can eat before its born and after...

12. To people who say life is short. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does.

13. If there was a pill, that taken once, gave you immortality, and the only side effect was continuous diarrhea for a year, would you take the pill?

14. You wore that same outfit the day after yesterday....do not tell me NO...